Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Welp. It's confirmed. There is literally no lube on this entire island. Fuck me. More accurately, don't fuck me.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Randomize
