how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
just spent about 3 1/2 hours looking for a dollar so I can buy weed.
suggestion: become a stripper.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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