we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
I was jerking him off and in two seconds he went from "oh yeah that feels good" to "what day is Thanksgiving again?" and then back again. Like wtf.
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
please don't ironically join a cult
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