Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
