I'm exhausted and I have velveeta stuck in my teeth
Did you eat out Derrek's girlfriend again?
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
It's like rock paper scissors. Cold showers and smoking beat hangovers.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
$1 drinks and Playboy theme. I am never leaving this place
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
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