She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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