Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My vagina is so ashamed right now. It won't even look at me.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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