But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
You do realize that we bought beer at 9:30 in the morning to avoid sobering up. Stupidity was bound to follow.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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