so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
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