it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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