do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
Just motorboated this 18 year old girl at the bar. The first time was my idea the other 3 she made me. Maybe turning 27 won't be so bad. Haha.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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