i always forget guys have bellybuttons
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
She's the barista slut.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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