we have officially lost it.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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