We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
My apartment is also really close to an alcohol rehab in case I get out of hand
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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