I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
My professor just asked for my number. Not fucking her till after finals though I learned my lesson last time.
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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