For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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