i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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