But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
did you get engaged???
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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