i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
I found out why they kept calling her "CD". It was short for "Crab Dip". You're fucked.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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