Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
Pennsylvania now holds the distinct honor of being the third state I've crapped my pants in.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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