their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
a dead guy is trying to sell me oxy clean on my tv
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
I'm both gender and math confused
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