I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
Puked up what appears to be battery acid next to the treadmill. Everyone noticed.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
THESE BITCHES NOT IN MY MAJOR BETTER NOT FILL UP MY SLAVIC FAIRYTALES CLASS
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
Randomize
