I just had unprotected sex with a stranger. but i did him wearing nothing but my pearls. so its classy.
She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Randomize
