Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
so that wasnt chicken after all
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Here's my first problem: I'm drunk
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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