I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
We play beat the clock every morning. When the alarm goes off, she hits snooze and drops her panties. If I can't finish in time to beat the snooze, she jumps in the shower and I've gotta jerk off.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
I just want nice things and good sex
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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