That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
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