i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
No need to call an exterminator, the ants overdosed on the leftover lines on the counter.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Random pof guy just messaged me initiating a Pokemon battle. Want to be a bridesmaid?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
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