Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I love you. Go after that dick
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
She looked up and said "I like this." I asked "what do you like?" she said "penis."
Randomize
