When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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