Theres puke in my trash can and spilled beer next to my bed... come get your girlfriend
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Randomize
