Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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