How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
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