It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
There are 18k people at the game and I'm next to the one guy who pulls his underwear down to his ankles to piss.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
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