i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
My plan to masturbate 34 times on my 34th birthday backfired. Do you still have those crutches?
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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