I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
She's not a foreskin expert like you
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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