Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
totally poinked my lawyers daughter in his hot tub last night. i figure getting off is just compensation for not getting me off.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
those kids just got delivered to the party by the pizza guy
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
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