is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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