i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
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bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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