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my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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