I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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