My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Randomize
