at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
Randomize
