I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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