just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
so, is "hi, did i take your virginity six years ago and never call afterwards?" an appropriate greeting in a bar?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
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