I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
This beer is not sobering me up at all
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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