Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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