He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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