who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
i am so fucked up that i think i'm playing snood in my head.
well..are you winning?
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
It was like the devil him self busted his red hot satanic nuts all over my face and burned my eyes out of my innocent sockets.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
