Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
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