based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Randomize
