how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
Randomize