I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
Randomize
