I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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