yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
when your english prof writes "this was a real good paper" on your essay, you know you're at the wrong college
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
stuck in a tree...bring a ladder. also my arm might be broken. no questions are allowed.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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