I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
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